I have so much to blog about I don't even know where to fucking start. Perhaps my prayers will be answered and the birthday god will bestow me with an iphone or GASP! unblocked internet access at work soon. The blocking is getting ridiculous. I do have another blog that I have unfortunately written more in the past couple of weeks. It's anonymous though. You'll never find it. It's a more honest, this-is-what-I'm-really-thinking-no-apologies type thing. However I would like to start this approach here. I have no qualms anymore. What you see is what you get. For the most part.

Anywho, I just saw that a 19 year old British boy apparently had his named changed from George Garrat to "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined". I'm 100% serious. It's on the news. I wonder what kind of nickname he'll get for that...CFFTSSBW? OR C F2 TS2 BW? Okay, really, I guess that'd be kind of fun to announce over an intercom though...or to scold at. "Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined, go to your room!" Or, Do you, Melissa, take Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined, to be your awfully wedded husband? HAHA. Oh the possibilities. 

For Halloween, I went as Princess Leia and super mario. I made a Silk Spectre costume and it's pretty badass, but I may save it for the upcoming con this weekend...pictures to come.

I love steak and I love steak and butter. Extra butter please. I always ask for this at Chili's but they always give me a funny look. I'm like, "HELLO dumbass, it says steak with STEAK BUTTER right there on the menu". Swear.

I early voted. Go me! Tomorrow I'm wearing my Obama for yo Mama shirt to work. I hope I don't killed by all the Republicans I so closely work with. If said happens, JC can take all my comics and movies, but only if he hides my magic bullet. KIDDING. He can only take the comics.