Boyfriend getting you down lately? Tired of all his nonsense? Well I have just the solution for you: date a zombie instead! Take a look below to see the top 10 reasons dating a zombie is better than dating your boyfriend:

10. They don't care what race you are, how fat you are, or even if you don't wear deodorant.

9. No incessant ramblings or chatter from these folks.

8. Tired of his smell? Lock him up in the basement and he’ll still be there in the morning, arms outstretched!

7. They will always moan in want at the sight of your presence. Always.

6. Best. Listeners. Ever.

5. They’ll always come to you when you call them (or make er, any noise for that matter)

4. They never get jealous. They’re willing to share.

3. They would never cheat. As long as you kept them properly fed.

2. You’d never have to worry about unwanted pregnancies again.

and the number one reason dating a zombie is better than dating your boyfriend:

1. They like you for your mind!


In other news, I happened to be on twitter as par usual last night, and I managed to screen cap what looks like an impending zombie apocalypse! If you don't believe me, see for yourself:

Scary, right? I'd say it's about time to start picking up some good zombie reading. You can begin with the basics, like the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks, and then move onto the literary stuff, like Pride and Prejudice and....Zombies:

http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/theampersand/archive/2009/01/27/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies-jane-austen-battles-the-undead.aspx

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