**Note: I have created the ULTIMATE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE over at the Girls Entertainment Network: here. **
Considering this is a site that blossomed out of love and respect for zombies, zombie preparedness and information will be at your disposal:
Your worst nightmares have come true. The dead no longer stay dead. Zombies are taking over the planet. So what do you do? Give up and become a happy meal for one of the ever growing ranks of the undead? Not on your life! You'll be prepared for this and everything else (Could you kill the ones you love to save your own neck? What kind of weapon would you use? Where would you hide?) with the help of the following.
Your worst nightmares have come true. The dead no longer stay dead. Zombies are taking over the planet. So what do you do? Give up and become a happy meal for one of the ever growing ranks of the undead? Not on your life! You'll be prepared for this and everything else (Could you kill the ones you love to save your own neck? What kind of weapon would you use? Where would you hide?) with the help of the following.
First, let's take a look at what drives a zombie:
Human brains. Yes, ladies and gents, the only thing keeping that zombie truckin is the promise of sweet human flesh. An example of a typical zombie food chart:
Human brains. Yes, ladies and gents, the only thing keeping that zombie truckin is the promise of sweet human flesh. An example of a typical zombie food chart:
Zombie thought process: Stagger. Hunt for brains. Eat brains. Stagger. Repeat till beheading/starvation.
Now that we understand how a zombie works, here is an emergency procedure diagram to help deal with these pesky creatures:
Now that we understand how a zombie works, here is an emergency procedure diagram to help deal with these pesky creatures:
In order to defeat zombies, one must possess and employ one of these:
Some last minute tips (from The Zombie Survival Guide):
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.
For further reading:
http://www.zombiehunters.org/
http://www.allthingszombie.com/
http://www.zombie-nation.net/
http://www.zombiecommandos.com/



